Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Training Classes, Chew toys and fight nights

I am officially the worst blogger on the planet just i've been so busy! So much has happened so much to tell, so please make yourselves comfortable.

I've gone through a stage of destroying all my toys, namely my rocket. my how it would fly through the air, my owner would throw it and i would chase. i had so much fun with it i loved it!!!!! so i had to eat it, in order to be as close to it as possible! i chewed it up good, it used to fly but now not so much. Thank fully i had an influx of new toys from the boss, and i'm slowly working my way into them. Eating them as much as possible i keep them with me all the time! i especially love my squeeky toy! Makes my dad get mad, so one time when we were sleeping i went and got it, climbed on the sofa and started squeeking!!!! hehe it woke him up very rudely he was not amused!

My personal behaviour went backwards as my dad's routine changed and he was busy most the day. he would put newspaper down for me and i would pee and poop. we went through the routine 5 times in 1 hour, i could tell he was frustrated but he never said anything. but once he was able to spend more time with me it was okay! so im improving again now!

I finally got a clear bill of health after a series of extensive tests i was declared a medical marvel after a full recovery!!! How did they tell this you ask, my poop!

With my clear bill of health it finally meant i could start my puppy classes. i was so excited about my first session! i arrived with my toys to share, except there was no other puppies i was very lonely but i got lots of affection from all the people that were there so that was a bonus!! The following week however i did go! and i had friends! a yorkshire terrier and a golden lab, we all played and chased each other as passers by got so excited as they saw our cute faces!

After my classes my confidence has increased loads so when we hit the park for a play i wasn't as shy about meeting new dogs, so when i saw another baby, a chihuahua this time. i went and said hello and then he chased me, and got really aggressive i was so scared screaming everyone was looking i screamed until i submitted it was my only option.

finally a quick story on how i was nearly murdered!

Where i live there are loads of foxes, they only usually come out at night, and because the weather has been so nice my dad has been feeding me outside. so as i was eating away i heard a noise behind me, i turned away and saw a giant stinking fox approaching my food threatening to eat me! i was so scared i tried to get back in side and made my self as small as possible hoping he would leave me alone. As he approached i got smaller and more worried, all of a sudden my dad came running shouting at it with an umbrella in his hand ready to defend my honour and save my life. the fox darted and ran for the fence my dad hot on his tail. I'm sure it gave him a fright and i hope he never comes back, so far so good.

Anyways i will try to be more regular, sorry!!!
Big loves and licks xx

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Sorry its been so long, a lot has been happening. i was very sick, i had to go to the vets and they put me on a range of drugs in order to make me feel better. i had a sore bum for a few days which meant i had to visit the vets regularly but i feel much better now.

I've finally had my final jabs and can now go out and meet the ladies! its amazing! i've started to explore Wandsworth Common and Clapham Common. Lots of wonderful people, who like to stroke me. They come over to me all excited and then wonder why i pee myself if i show the same excitement as them! can't control my bladder oops.

so after my jabs i've made friends with a poodle, a labrador, a westie and been assaulted by a Jack Russell. He scared the crap out of me, came talking to me and tried to beat me up. i screamed and my mum and dad came to save me. i guess they really do care even though i still have accidents in the house and try to lick them after eating my poo!

i was expecting my mum to leave today on a holiday, so when they left for the airport i was very sad. dad had said we wouldn't see her for 35 days. thats ages! i've not even been living in my new home that long.

However, they both came back from the airport because her flight was canceled. I was so happy to have her back for few days. i love my mum so much she's soooo lovely to me. i think my dad is crazier about her though always saying the L word to me about her... hehe gay boy.

so today when they came back we went for another walk on Wandsworth Common, the weather was amazing! i chased some crows, big black horrible things they were couldn't catch them though!

As we walked it started to rain, we took shelter in a wood. But it rained for half an hour we were soooo wet! i was not impressed at all! we were getting drenched and i was sulking and wining because i wasn't used to it, kept trying to hide under mum and dad.

finally the sun came out and we made our way back home. i was let of the leash as we turned on to our road and i saw an open door, i had to investigate. i didn't realize it wasn't my house! it was the neighbors and they were having a big party and everyone was in pristine white and me being wet and stinky they defined me as a party crasher! me the poshest dog i know was being accused of gate crashing! although once i got home and had a bath i realized i stank and was not surprised my mum and dad tried to get me out of there asap. My dad was also scared i would pee on their floor amongst all the party excitement! not surprised they were not impressed and my mum and dad said sorry loads!

sorry mum sorry dad! i've been really busy so sorry its taken a while to update but hopefully i'll have more to tell you soon! I'm looking forward to going on more walks and making new friends, and will hopefully recover from the tummy bug.

Love to you all specially my pack leaders! xxx